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~The Beauty of Candy Corns~
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Then he really hit that feel-good scent when he developed a shampoo/bubble bath in one liquidy thing in a bottle. However, the problem arose that that pleasing smell didn't last past the bath.
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Next he figured out how to carry around the ever arousing aroma of candy corn with a body splash and perfume. Now I don't know what the difference in a "body splash" and "perfume" is, they both are
applied to the naked human skin to create scent but what do I know, I'm a cat and I don't wear or use any of that junk.
Ever since mankind discovered the Candy Corn Bird and thought, "Hey, look, his
poopies are pretty, I should taste it even though it's a turd. OMG, it's totally good!" he has been trying to harness the powerful scent, taste and beauty of Candy Corn.
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poopies are pretty, I should taste it even though it's a turd. OMG, it's totally good!" he has been trying to harness the powerful scent, taste and beauty of Candy Corn.In his attempts he has come up with some interesting products such as body soap (because humans like to douse themselves in water and wash sans-tongue with foamy soap) that doesn't event resemble the natural 
shape of candy corn but at the very least smells fantastic and gets the color right.
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shape of candy corn but at the very least smells fantastic and gets the color right.Then he really hit that feel-good scent when he developed a shampoo/bubble bath in one liquidy thing in a bottle. However, the problem arose that that pleasing smell didn't last past the bath.
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Next he figured out how to carry around the ever arousing aroma of candy corn with a body splash and perfume. Now I don't know what the difference in a "body splash" and "perfume" is, they both are
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(Nearly there) Then he invented the candy corn flavored--and sometimes colored--lip balm.
This, I believe, would be my choice of products because whenever I'm away from my candy corn I could simply lick my lips and re-live the glory with a hint of my beloved. Problem... I don't have lips.
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Now I'm wondering why someone (you know, human-kind) hasn't figured out that cats and candy corn are like BFF's and created a candy corn scented flea dip or something, ya know? I mean, WTF, cats are people too
and maybe we don't want to be chap sticking up our chops... dig? The high gloss just makes us look stupid.
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And FINALLY there's the ever aromatic candy corn anti-bacterial pocket-sized (for those of you that wear clothes) hand gel. It's a fresh way to kill germs with kindness (you know, 'cause they die smelling something really yummy and that's kind of nice of us if we're gonna kill 'em anyway--I'm sure you get it).
(Nearly there) Then he invented the candy corn flavored--and sometimes colored--lip balm.
This, I believe, would be my choice of products because whenever I'm away from my candy corn I could simply lick my lips and re-live the glory with a hint of my beloved. Problem... I don't have lips..
Now I'm wondering why someone (you know, human-kind) hasn't figured out that cats and candy corn are like BFF's and created a candy corn scented flea dip or something, ya know? I mean, WTF, cats are people too
and maybe we don't want to be chap sticking up our chops... dig? The high gloss just makes us look stupid..
And FINALLY there's the ever aromatic candy corn anti-bacterial pocket-sized (for those of you that wear clothes) hand gel. It's a fresh way to kill germs with kindness (you know, 'cause they die smelling something really yummy and that's kind of nice of us if we're gonna kill 'em anyway--I'm sure you get it).
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